She's a stoner, she's an anal-addict, AND she's hotter than a bag full of molten lava. What more can you ask for in a woman?
|
|
Jenna... On things that are OK to think, but shouldn't really say outloud.
WantedList: Tell us something that we don't know, a deep dark secret that you have that nobody knows about.
Jenna: Well, if I had a twin sister, I'd fuck her!
WL: (stunned silence)... ummmm... (more silence)... Uhhh, any other fantasies you'd like to share?
Jenna: Well, I've been saying this at interviews for a year and a half: I want to dress up like a man, with a top hat, a pin stripped suit, and the whole deal. Have a strap on underneath my suit, take a girl out lingerie shopping and fuck her. Other than that, I'd like to get paid to fuck a guy up the ass. I think that's cool for a woman to do that…but if a guy fucks another guy up the ass, that's a little gay.
WL: Ya think?
Jenna... On Bum Lovers - A Cause for Concern among teenage girls.
WL: You seem to take it in the bum in most of your movies. Are you a backdoor type of gal?
Jenna: I LOOOOOVE anal sex, but I wasn't a big fan of it until I turned 15.
WL: Come again?
Jenna: I tried it for the first time when I was 15, and I loved it! The first time it hurt. The second time it was better. Third time it was fantastic! Nothing since has been better than my third experience.
WL: If my memory serves me correctly, at 15 I was getting my driver's permit and you were already riding down the Hershey highway!
Jenna... On Woman on Top...
WL: If you could have sex with anyone in the whole world it would it be?
Jenna: Actually, I would fuck Gwen Stefani... then you of course.
WL: If only you were serious. How about in the history of the world?
Jenna: Audrey Hepburn. She's so sexy and glamorous.
WL: It's all about women for you then?
Jenna: Oh yeah. I just love women. I'll go for a hot woman before a hot guy any day.
WL: As would we.
Jenna... On Geeky Stuff
WL: Do you have any Geeky hobbies?
Jenna: I had a whole collection of Gen13 comics. I used to fantasize about Caitlin Fairchild. I also have a thing for Spiderman.
Jenna... On Fun Is Defined As...
WL: What is fun to Jenna Haze?
Jenna: I love sitting at home, reading Anne Rice novels, eating sunflower seeds and watching either The Simpson's or That 70's show.
WL: That's nice and all, but this is a porn interview. Come on, gimme some of that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff...
Jenna: Well, I'm a total pot head, and as you know I love fucking.
WL: That's better. Now give it to me...
Jenna: Correction, I love getting stoned and then having wild sex with my boyfriend. I usually smoke up beforehand, during and especially afterwards. As far as drinking goes, I'm Jaegermeister girl. My favorite is Jaegger and Gatorade. I call it Jaeg-orade.
WL: You do realize that you've just confessed to several crimes - underage drinking and the usage of illicit drugs. Someone's going to have to have to cuff you and get medieval on your ass. How do you plea?
Jenna: Haha…guilty your honor.
WL: SPANK!!!
|
|