Dear Bukkake Boy,

I'm glad to hear that your wife is ready to take part in my favorite pastime - porn. You'll probably want to take it easy and not scare her with her first viewing, so choosing something that has the perfect plot-smut balance is important. I suggest you break her in easy with a classic like "Dream Quest" from Wicked. I introduced my friend to it and she's been a huge porn fan ever since! It features a young, pre-surgery Jenna Jameson having tons of hardcore sex, including facials and cum shots. It's also got a decent storyline with great costumes. Think the porno version of "Legend." Red Light District is a good company for couples features. Try "Darkside," which is like a soap opera with sex, or "Sex Pix," a sex murder mystery. Vivid is another good company that makes movies that appeal to couples because of the relatively tame scenarios they film. All Vivid girls are model-gorgeous and there are plots galore along with professional wardrobe, hair, make-up and lighting, so some of the seediness will be taken out of it for your wife. From Briana Banks, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes and Tera Patrick, any Vivid video will be a safe bet.

Hope this helps! Betty

Dear Tony,

Wake up and smell the L'eggs! Stocking fetishes are age-old my friend. Remember the old stockings women wore with the black seam up the back? You think every horny guy didn't want to lick those long lines that lead up to a woman's ass? As for the feet, well there are more foot fetish magazines, parties and videos than you can count. So there! You're not alone. Just count yourself lucky that you have a girl who will indulge your desires - and I don't mean the mannequin. Perhaps there's a better way than soiling your nylon-sheathed dummy…like wrapping those hose around your hose and masturbating, for example. I'm surprised you haven't tried it already - the sensation is amazing and plus, you have an instant cum receptacle. You might want to check out some stocking fetish films while you're at it. Try "Leg Action #1" from Swank Digital or for foot-sucking fun, check out "Lusty Legs #5" by Platinum X. Most of all, enjoy your secret pleasure and every once in a while, remember to replenish your girl's stocking supply.

Hope this helps! Betty

Dear Kathy,

It's completely normal for your hormones to kick into a higher gear while you're pregnant. Many women have stories about insatiable urges to make love day and night throughout their pregnancies. It has been stated by a vast majority of physicians and professionals that both vaginal and anal penetration with fingers is safe. Dick is OK in low-risk pregnancies only. One of the things you should avoid is getting slammed or tossed about, especially as you go into your third trimester. Another concern is bacteria. Be extra careful in preventing the transfer of bacteria from the ass to the vagina. In fact I would only do either/or each time you had sex. You do not want an infection or you'll have to go on anti-biotics and that can affect the baby. The key is making sure fingers and cock are super clean. Most of all, if you feel any pain or discomfort during any sexual activity, stop at once. Check with your own doctor to ensure that your pregnancy can handle sexual activity.

Hope this helps! Betty

Dear Andrew,

This is a problem that affects many more men than you might think. In fact, I have two girlfriends who complain to me about the same thing with their guys. I tell them both bluntly: you're just not doing a good enough job. Now that is a harsh reality to face, but the problem is that a guy won't give a girl guidance down there. He'll just lie back and let her keep doing what she's doing to no avail. Now the girl may be giving it her all but for him, it's not the right all. When a man is banging or jerking off, he's in control. He's going at his own pace and adjusting pressure the way he needs it. While getting a blowjob, all the control is in another person's hands (or mouth) and she's doing it her way. The only solution is to tell whoever is sucking you off that you need it to be different. Now this isn't a perfect solution because yours truly has been commended and nearly crowned for her cock-sucking abilities and yet, there was still this one guy who would not bust a nut from my BJ. This is most likely a mental thing since he kept repeating over and over to me: I've never cum from getting head. Well, honey, if you keep saying and keep thinking it - it'll never happen. I think you should first encourage your girl in the things that she's doing right, and don't be shy to tell her if one of her techniques is wrong. You may be hesitant to criticize her out of fear of hurting her ego, but, tell her if she wants you to release, this is the way it has to be. And above all, stop being so negative about it. Say: I will cum from a blowjob instead of I won't. Mind over matter is truly a miraculous thing since sex is 90% mental anyway.

Hope this helps! Betty

Dear Charlie,

You're in luck. There happens to be a revival in hairy women right now - call it a backlash to the Brazilian waxing rage. Here are a few suggestions for your short n' curly viewing pleasure: Furry Beavers by Bacchus TTV, Perfectly Pink & Hairy by Leisure Time, and Ultra Kinky #9: Hairy Pussies by Metro. All of these showcase women with full bushes taking it in the pussy and some in the ass. Chances are if you're into big muff, then you won't have a problem with the women being a lower caliber than the modelesque shaved ones you see. If you follow porn at all, you know what's trendy.. and for the moment, my friend, I'm afraid bald is in.

Hope this helps! Betty