Dear Cozy:

Many people prefer old school porn. You didn’t mention any specific porn star from the 90s so I’ll offer you a few suggestions that I think you might like.

Jenna Jameson is still as hot today as she was in the 90s. Actually, maybe hotter. If you like old school Jenna, catch her in Vivid’s Best Tits On The Planet along with Christy Canyon and Wicked’s Paradise and Lip Service. Her older movies are mainly softcore—if you like this genre put Peach DVDs Jenna Jameson: Untamed and Jenna Jameson: Revealed in your WantedList queue.

Girl next door Stacy Valentine is a blonde vixen who knows how to have fun. We have over 100 of her films. Check her out in Ninn Worx’s Sapphic Liaisons,Wicked’s Allure, Vivid’s The Blonde Eating The Blonde,VCA’s Super Slut Challenge: Stacy Valentine vs Jill Kelly and My Horny Valentine.

Former Penthouse Pet of the Year Sunset Thomas is still making movies. I suggest VCA’s Sunset Rides Again, Misty Beethoven, The Musical and New Wave Hookers #5.

She might be a raven-haired beauty, but Asia Carrera is also one of the smartest girls in porn—she’s a member of the genius group, MENSA. Rent VCA’s Deep Inside Asia Carrera and Asia Carrera 4 on 1, along with Wicked’s Jenna’s Star Power and Vivid’s Asian Liaison.

Tiffany Mynx (AKA Buttwoman) has been in the industry since 1992 and has made over 350 films. Still starring in movie, she was in Jules Jordan Video’s Tiffany Mynx vs Belladonna. For her older movies, I would suggest VCA’s My Face Or Yours and Return of The Cheerleader Nurses, along Evil Angel’s Buttman’s Award Winning Orgies and Elegant Angel’s Cumback Pussy #4.

With over 300 movies under her garter belt, Stephanie Swift is a legendary porn star. You should watch Vivid’s Ho Lotta Sex Going On, Adam & Eve’s The Hottest Pink and Wicked’s Eros, Wicked Covergirls and Hook-Ups #1.

Happy viewing!

Love, Betty

Dear E:

Dear Betty gets lots of squirting questions. And yes, I get the fascination.

To answer your question, squirting mainly occurs when the G-Spot is stimulated. Squirting through stimulating the clit is rarer. So, it looks like you’ve been able to do the near impossible. If only Dear Betty could give out awards…

If you’d like to hone your craft even more, I would suggest you check out squirt masters, like Tiana Lynn, Jada Fire, Flower Tucci, Cytherea and Missy Monroe. Check out Red Light’s Sprung A Leak #3, Smash Pictures’ What’s Up Squirt #2, Babydoll Pictures’ My Squirteenth Birthday and Elegant Angel’s Cum Rain Cum Shine.

Good Luck.,
Betty

Dear S:

I couldn’t find any movies with pussy pumps in them on our site. I think the reason would be because female porn stars genitals (clits and labias) swell up pretty big on their own. With the amount of sex these girls have, they should.

If you guys want to buy a pussy pump, you should just go for it. They’re not expensive and are worth having around, if it gets your wife off. For under $50, the Beyond 2000 Pussy Please-Her is the Cadillac of pumps—it provides excellent suction and hands-free fun. For under $25, Pussyman has you covered with his signature Pussyman Pussy Pump. This bad boy provides crazy suction and has gotten excellent reviews from our other members.

Have Fun!

Love, Betty

Dear Perplexed:

What a birthday gift! Most women just want diamonds, but go figure.

Personally, I have never heard of anyone working out at the gym 6 to 8 hours a day. Not even Arnold Schwarzenegger. This along with the fact that she has frequent headaches and never wants to give it up leads me to believe she’s not interested. I think you need to ask yourself some really important questions:

• How was the sex before her birthday and the very large Black man? Were you pushing all her buttons and thrilling her sexually? Be honest. If not, maybe you need to go back to school, sex education school that is. Rent a few educational DVDs from us. I would suggest Vivid’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Cunnilingus. Expert Tristan Tormino and her girls show you how to get a woman off. Well, orally. Next, I would suggest you take your wife away with Access Instructional Media’s Hottest Sex Weekend DVD. Follow their instructions, and you could give her the weekend of her life.
  
• If you have mad bedroom skills, you might try changing things up a bit. Things can get stale and this can lead to boredom and/or non-interest. Pick up a few toys and some movies you’d both enjoy. Club Jenna’s Simena is a big budget feature flick that showcases some of today’s hottest porn stars including Nadia and Chloe Dior. Another movie you might want to catch would be Adam & Eve’s American Heroes starring Carmen Luvana. For other feature movies (these ones have plots and the chicks dig them), look under the Feature genre on our site. As for toys, couples kits would be a great adventure you two could share. I would suggest 52 Weeks Of Naughty Nights. This should spice things up in the bedroom for awhile and potentially bring you closer. Using toys together can bring your bedroom fun to an all new level. Pick up Nikki Tyler’s Pleasure Vibe. With 10 speeds and 5 functions, this rabbit will definitely get her off. Rabbits are right up there with diamonds for women.
  
• And lastly, I would suggest you have a heart to heart talk with her. Ask her what’s going on and set aside some time so you two can really talk. If you two are still having trouble communicating, you might want to try couples counseling and/or a sex therapist.

Love,
Betty