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10 Best Porn Names of All Time



Porn names, although not as important as the female's on-camera carnal skills, can sometimes make or break a career, depending on how imaginative or retarded the chosen name is. A porn name can be iconic for many reasons - a nod at a known Hollywood actress, a clever play on words or just something unforgettable - and the gals behind them should be commended for not only allowing the World to enjoy their naked bodies, but for being creative in an uncreative industry. We scoured through thousands of XXX names, over many decades, to come up with this list that we believe are the best porn stage names of all time.


1. Scarlett O’Whora

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2. Cindy Crawford

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Although the porn version of Cindy Crawford looks nothing like the real-deal model, this copycat stage name only works because it is in fact her real given name. Wait, whose real name? Both? Both! Exciting! And sure, the porn Cindy might not look as sweet and tasty as the model Cindy, but chances are the model Cindy’s husband wishes his wife acted like the porn Cindy in bed.


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3. Faye Runaway

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If there was a 10 point system for clever porn names, this name would be worth 9.5. She not only uses a renowned actress’ name in a cool way, this b-screen babe included a word that could very well be one of the most-assumed pasts of porn performers: a runaway. Major props go to this tasty tramp for her tireless creativity and knowledge of not only Hollywood’s past but her own.


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4. Cherry Mirage

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There ain’t no way in Hell this hog-hungry harlot is sportin’ an unpopped poon, and we’re pretty sure she knows that we know, so her choosing the name Cherry Mirage is pure comic genius and worthy of some silly award she’ll never get. One would hope her cooze and ass are still tight enough to create a mirage of her being a taut virgin, but history tells us otherwise and we assume the worst.


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5. Allysin Chaynes

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Men love two things: rock music and banging sluts. So when coming up with a new identity, this little blonde tart went the safe route and it paid off big time. And how she toggled up the letters to include the word “sin” in her first name shows that this whore could be useful outside of a seedy warehouse in Hollywood if she could only find her way.


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6. Boo D. Licious

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A white girl has to be pretty bad-ass to use a name one would assume belongs to a black chick. Luckily, this whorish little firecracker lived up to her hyped up moniker. And porn chicks always get extra points for using a middle name, right? Has it ever happened, not too sure, but we dig the elbow grease needed to unearth a gem such as this.


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7. Claire Dames

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This is one of them times when the stars were aligned. There was a chick in need of a porn name and everyone said she looked like Claire Danes and it just so happened that she could tug at the name a bit and give it a little trashiness and use it when she dangles dick in her face on a dirty couch somewhere at the edge of town. Hey, what name could she use if not this? Claire Brains? Hardly!


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8. Tyra Banxxx

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One of those lucky breaks where there’s a famous chick who is not only hot but has a name that can be beefed-up with a few “xxx”’s and be turned into a stellar stage name. And when one copies a famous person’s name and uses it in porn, it is always an honor when that famous person finds out about it and brings you on their show and attacks you into denouncing porn. Luckily, she came back, ‘cause her name is too good to be retired.


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9. Little Oral Annie

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Okay, so if this chick was to come out today with a name like this, we’d think she was lame. But when this whore first started polishing swords there was no internet for her to research names; she had to use her mind. And anyone who has ever known a porn chick knows that they aren’t known for their minds, so she gets bonus points for remembering something from her past that wasn’t traumatic.


 

10. Goldie Cox

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Although there’s a chick onthe Top Ten Worst Porn names of all time with the word “cock” in her name, we still gotta give to this babe for using a famous story character’s name in her porn name…the same name she uses when being bent over a couch while slippery, shaggy mooks drape over her with their seedy mitts. It is rather sinful merging sex and a beloved children’s story into a porn chick’s stage name, and we are pleased.