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Most of these chicks could be in porn. If they're not whores, they're on drugs. If they're not on drugs, they're white trash. They've been to court and been in jail. They've been married and divorced – some of them multiple times. Some of these women fit into all of these categories. They're train wrecks, and that's why we love them. Interestingly, all of these women have a porn doppelgangers, many of whom are saner than their celebrity counterpart.
Spears is the queen bee of this list. She's white trash through and through. She was married to Kevin Federline for god's sake. She's lost her mind and shaved her head. Each time she's down, she comes back for more each and every time.
Nine times out of 10, Winehouse looks like hell. That's because she's usually on drugs – lots of them. She's admitted to mental health problems, been to rehab and even overdosed. She's even been arrested and charged with assault.
Okay, so Pressly isn't really a train wreck, but she played one pretty effectively for five years on My Name Is Earl. Her role of Joy won her an Emmy and don't forget she was also in Joe Dirt. It kind of makes you wonder.
Let's see, crazy parents. Check. Jail time. Check. Out of control partying. Check. Multiple stints in rehab. Check. Yup, Lindsay has pretty much done it all.
Smith married an oil tycoon 63 years her senior, so there's that. She died of a drug overdose, so there's that. In between came some of the strangest behavior ever exhibited by a human being in recorded history.
I'd call Tequila white trash, but she isn't white. She has no discernable talent, but somehow remains a celebrity. Then there was the whole he said, she said legal battle with former boyfriend Shawne Merriman, who she accused of choking her.
If you're seen Jersey Shore you know all about Snooki. Get wasted, let your cooch hang out in public, fuck some random guy, repeat.
Palin isn't as much a train wreck as she is a dumb redneck. She knows politics, but she doesn't know much about anything else. The words that come out of her mouth are continuously ignorant. If this woman gains any sort of national office, our country will be the train wreck.
Hilton is already a porn star. She has one of the biggest-selling sex tapes of all time. She also has a stint in jail, has been under house arrest and has been caught with drugs. Oh yeah, and she's dumb as a box of rocks.
How about a public emotional breakdown? Yup, Carey has that covered. Oh, and she made something called Glitter, which she'll never be forgiven for.